Yup. You read that correctly. This is a custom-wrapped NEWTS (Mis)fortune Cookie containing a fortune, and a download of the forthcoming album Pig.
You can stream the lead single Carl right here and also pre-order your very own Fortune Cookie.
THIS IS A PRE ORDER. ITEMS SHOULD SHIP AT THE START OF JULY.
(Sorry about the postage price, but I need to make sure these are adequately wrapped, or else you’re going to have a foil wrapper full of crumbs!)
Fortune cookie in printed foil wrapper with download code
Released by Aaahh!!! Real Records
Fortune cookie ingredients: wheat flour, water, sugar, rapeseed oil. Emulsifier: E322 (soya lecithin). Raising agent: E500 (sodium bicarbonate). Allergens in bold. Best before 3rd June 2020.