Yup. You read that correctly. This is a custom-wrapped NEWTS Fortune Cookie containing a (mis)fortune, and a download of the full-length album Pig.
(Sorry about the postage price, but I need to make sure these are adequately wrapped, or else you’re going to have a foil wrapper full of crumbs!)
Fortune cookie in printed foil wrapper with download code
Released by Aaahh!!! Real Records
Fortune cookie ingredients: wheat flour, water, sugar, rapeseed oil. Emulsifier: E322 (soya lecithin). Raising agent: E500 (sodium bicarbonate). Allergens in bold. Best before 3rd June 2020. NOTE: these have expired, so maybe don’t actually eat it, and keep it as a weird memento.